Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Yes, it certainly seems to be raining shit on "Coop" Cooper

New England Patriots defensive back Willie Andrews pleaded not guilty to drug possession Tuesday, hours after authorities said they found him with a half-pound of marijuana. Andrews was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and driving an unregistered motor vehicle. Prosecutors said he had $6,800 in cash, three bags of marijuana, and no means to smoke the drugs, unless you count the notepad in the console, and the erroneously pre-printed "Pats Win, Cap Perfect Season" Boston area newspapers in the back seat. We can only assume he was buying for an entire team, looking to numb themselves until sometime in June.

I can't argue. Drugs were introduced to the ghetto to keep the black man down...But if you can score some primo, and I mean PRIMO shit, then get a little for ol' BB. It really loosens up the married women.