Thursday, July 10, 2008

Jonesin' For A Fix

Bro, Three for $50. Three For $50. They got garbage down the way.

Well, he did it. Matt Jones was arrested early Thursday on felony drug charges as officers found him using an expired Truckers gift card to cut up presumably his cousin’s cocaine with two others in a parked SUV. Officers drew their guns after Jones rolled down his window and belligerently asked how much it would cost for a Z.J.

Jones became aggravated and wiped out the “Don’t you know who I am?” routine, and officers swiftly replied “yeah you’re that white guy that was suppose to be good so I drafted you on my fantasy team, but you ended up sucking for three years.” Then Jones dropped another pass and got hurt.